in l355 th4n 30 m1nut3s

Picture this….  I wake up in the morning get fresh n clean then shuka stairs go to car park with intend to drive off peacefully to work,  then hoooot neighbor rocks ups, she’s like can i hitch a ride am like hell yeah no doubt. so i weka key in ignition moti locks nyet starts naetin! I try again nothing, tragedy! hoot neighbor wishes me well in fixing my jalopy and walks off.. agony! now 30 minutes down the line..

Open bonnet battery-check, then something tells me starter cud have kwamad I gonga gonga the thing.. ingia moti turn key then vrooooom .. damn insert all possible curse words here..! moti starts. target has potead in the horizon i drive off to work cursing all the blue ball gods.. LOL in life you win some you loose some i guess the car was marking its territory damn these females!

12 Responses to “in l355 th4n 30 m1nut3s”

  1. Heheheh damn us indeed 😉

  2. that is funny as fuck but it sucks. pole, dude.

  3. hehehe that is karma for all those chipo u hide from us kula hiyo…..LOL
    and may karma hit twice or three times….

  4. So the car just needed to be gonga gongwad and that’s it? you are right about it marking its territory then.

  5. WathiiFm Says:

    Now thats what i call being funked…don’t worry,next time double check that your ride can boot up before heading up the house

  6. Hahahahaha! Marking her territory, does she have a name?

  7. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- Says:

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