Uptight ladies and shameless Bamba Twenty..somethings

Hey wasup my people *waving excitedly* its been a while and ya boy here has been up to quite alot

This is going to be pretty much about anything and nothing in particular so assume we are chilling in my sitting room and just vibing that way it’l make sense.

Recently learned is the term bamba twenty, basically this is a ka lass fresh from highschool down for all plans on a single calls notice, so chaps that ka young lass you are eyeing could be a bamba-21 LOL

The other day my older pal K calls me for a ka loose one, you know very well am addicted to whitecaps i quit JWs after they nearly fried my liver so easy easy we are chilling his boy joins us, now lets call him Psyche coz a negro had psyche for ten mofos and tales from here to timbuktu

So tale number one, psyche meets a chic during 10-aside, they bond one two three and exchange numbers, kidogo kidogo after about three days mama texts a dude and this is how it goes.

Chics Text: Hi sweetie, am in a fix wioyee si you send me 15 Gs. Now if you know me well, am sure you have a clue how i’d have replied to that text after fighting the urge to ignore.

so psyche lengaz, after a couple of hours she calls

Chic: Hi Sweetie, did you get my text
Dude: Who are you.?
Chic: Si am the chic you met in nakxs the other day
Dude:*Mind racing madly seeing as he has a plethora of bamba twenties numbers* errrm am sorry i have no clue who you are
Chic: Huh , you cant be serious
Dude: Haiya am serious hebu identify yourself
Chic: clack clack nywet!8 * she hangs up

And thats how a dude was saved 15Grand from a chic he had no clue what her second names was

*take a break, fix yourself a drink, sit back and relax*

Tale number two, In real time after pint had taken a toll on us we playing pool then psyche decides to nyemelea some chic, kumbe she’s of the uptight tribe, and this is how it played.

Psyche: disclaimer * Am not hitting on you*
Chic: hhhhm okay, so whats you story
psyche: aaaarg si ive just kujad here so we bond seeing as your boy is busy playing pool
Chic: Alright..
Psyche: So whats your name
Chic: even if i tell you my name you wont kumbuka seeing as you are high like a kite
Psyche: just tell me, trust me just like am sure i’l be at jobo 7:30 in the am i will kumbuka
Chic: No u wont

i listened thus far coz that right there was a mama from the species i dont pay much regard to, whats so difficult in being nice to a stranger for petes sake if you dont want people talking to you at the local of all places drink at your crib and spare us local dwellers the bad karma. we go to the local for a good time nyef nyef

in other news shout out to all easy people out there, who know what it is and are aware that this is life and no one will get out of it alive. Its never that serious Pamoja!